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I am calm. I can go to Trader Joes on a weekday at 5pm without having to run out in a cold sweat. I have been having cramps in my calf (sure sign of blood clot and impending death for those that are not familiar with all of the methods to die) but I chalk them up to my clogs and lack of stretching. My baby can kick my cervix repeatedly while I sit in a courtroom waiting to argue a motion and instead of panic at the piercing pap smear like pain I just think, oh well, just an additional component of pregnancy, and calmly wait my turn.
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